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Too dumb to reason, too fucked up to dream

by Local Oafs

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I don't wanna see your tits I don't wanna see your dick I don't wanna see your chick I don't wanna see that shit Why? I really don't know and I really don't care I don't wanna hold your hand Go with you to Amsterdam I don't wanna hear your band I only like Sam the Sham
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So you claim you like vinyls Allthough they're clumsy and easy to scratch I don't understand you at all They don't even fit your ass I hate vinyls He hate vinyls I hate vinyls He hate vinyls You think you are so cool 'Cause you've collected everyone But let me tell you boy Retrofucks are going down
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The hills come alive with the mongo sound And lyrics ‘bout laying there dead underground You probably hate it but I don't care ‘Cause I'll spit on your suit and I'll spit in your hair Run moptop run (run run run) Run run There'll be no more songs about muscle cars And flames will consume all your disco bars We're out to destroy your fake 80s style So run motherfucker, run for your life
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R.E.S.P.E.C.T Doesn't mean shit to me All does cuddly animals I'll slash I Don't trade no records I want cash Well Im a P to the I ending up with a G Well I'm a PIG! I laugh at the positive youth The hardcore culture think I'm cute
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Work Gloat Socialize Good bye Fleas and lice Watch my pens in my pocket My swiss army knife My fannypack Manchester cap Focus! Focus! Focus! Focus! Focus! Focus! Play Gloat Socialize Good bye Fleas and lice They gave me a grammy For fetus sounds Rock outs, Girl scouts Make up, Make out Focus! Focus! Focus! Focus! Focus! Focus!
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Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Och allting går bara ner, ner, ner Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Grått, grått, grått är allt jag ser, ser, ser Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer På morgonen när jag vaknar och allting är skit Bara somna om och kom för fan inte hit Du kan inte hjälpa mig och jag blir aldrig bättre igen Aldrig någonsin, nej! Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Det spelar ingen roll hur mycket jag ger Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer När du är utomlands och när du är på fest ligger jag på badrumsgolvet och skakar som bäst lyft inte luren, jag kommer aldrig svara igen Jag orkar inte mer! Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Nu ger jag upp, jag orkar inte mer Långfingret är allt jag kan visa er För jag ger upp, jag orkar inte mer
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Of all the essential wrestling names You are the one king of the game Oh Terry Funk, Youre a punk And I can't face my life if you weren't around Hippieyouth do their weed But I have you so lets proceed
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Treat you bad Give you stuff Put you down Give you love That's who we are Demons To some Angels To others
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I am the son The son of samhall You can flip me over Do me like a dog Make me do your dirty work Live life in a fog Ignorance is bliss they say Happy, glad and so on But they don't know whats inside A sad boy all cold
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I use 1/5 of my potential You should see my credentials You think am human waste But this is my undercover face I'm undercover nothing Observing all you pigs Undercover nothing Just trying to get some chicks
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I don´t like pushy men I don't like leatherwests I don´t like motorcars I just like my friend babaar A mongoloid by nature So what? I don't care for gradeschool and I don't care for you I just care for cheap jokes and PS2 I don´t like going out I don't like drugs and dope I don't like angry men I just like my special friends
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Black Rose 01:39
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I want myself an office where I can sit and drink The content seem like coffee but it's not what you think I have a computer that's used for different things And my boss doesn't realize what joy it actually brings I want myself an office The telephone keeps ringing but the machine says I'm out I will never answer it doesn't matter what you shout Behind closed doors I can do whatever I want "D.I.Y. D.I.Y" i think out loud All I have to do is show a happy face A cleancut look mothered with some grace If I play my cards right I can have it all But if i loose my touch I can loose it all and fall
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To be the man You gotta beat the man To be the man You gotta beat the man Cause I'm a jet flyin' Limo ridin' Wheelin' dealin' Son of a gun And I do My nature boy strut The dirtiest player In the game The dirtiest player In the game
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All expences paid The kids are all afraid And here we go here we go theres gonna be some bloodspill tonite Yeah tonite Like the monkeys at the zoo and the people on TV we gonna give it all just wait and you´ll see The tension is high The alcohol makes me blind
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I don't want no lovers I don't want no friends I don't want no women I don't want no men I wanna die alone I don't want no fun I don't want no youth I don't wantsociety I don't want know the truth My girlfriend's made of tins and cans My nine cats are my only friends I don't care if you come by I just I just wanna die
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O-O-O A-A-A 00:57
Everyday I have to work Have good manners use a fork Hello, good bye, how do you do? I'm fine thanks, how ‘bout you? But I don't want to use no plate Just lay in bed and masturbate I don't wanna use my brain Or read Proust ever again O-O-O A-A-A O-O-O A-A-A O-O-O A-A-A O-O-O Oi! Oi! Oi! What you've accomplished sickens me I'm sick of your society I wanna hairy and brown Scrape my knuckles on the ground But I don't want to use no plate Throw my shit right in your face I don't wanna use my brain Or read Proust ever again
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Pga Dig! 00:47
En mongoloid Med en stadig min Högstadiets kung Jag vill slå igen din mun Slå igen din mun Intresse av sport En bortglömd abort Vaxad pung Jag vill slå igen din mun Slå igen din mun Där du har din hockeyklubba har jag mitt gevär Där du har din fotboll har jag min misär Där du gömmer din porr har jag gömt min kniv När du jobbar med turism tar jag mitt liv Pga dig! Handboll och dart Lyckade resultat Brudar i säng Ett jävla kläng Ett jävla kläng
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Mommy got a thing for me Daddy got it inside of me My leader makes me happy This is my family Mommy daddy P12 (I Love you) I smoked when I was three My parents treated me lovely Now I live on summercamp Right next to the campus tramp
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The third world will grow larger And I will get a raise Lots of people will die Of mad cow desease and AIDS When the party starts I can barely stay awake Lots of people out there can never get a break You're negative You're negative You're negative No, I'm just telling it like it is The people in charge Get dumber everyday And Joe Blow in the street says "Thumbs up a-ok" The fucking 80s look is popular again And people even stopped pretending that they are my friends
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Babysitter 00:45
If i ever would become a Babysitter I would shoot the kid I would shoot myself Babysitter
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88Svensson88 00:55
Snart så är det helg Knulla supa slåss Hämta barn på dagis Aktuell rapport Skicka brev till kommunen Fuska med skatt köpa sportglasögon Mobba en mulatt 88Svensson88 88Svensson88 Stig Geil Komma hem från jobbet Ligga med en fru Importerat öl Suga asagud Drömma om en MC O bevara arisk ras Tjacka lädervästar Förakta dom på KAS
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